#25: You Can’t Compare
For some reason, men think that the pain of getting kicked in the nuts and the pain of giving birth are comparable. Of course, no person can ever know what hurts more- as women can’t get hit in the nuts and men can’t give birth- but we’re inclined to think that childbirth might be just a pinch more painful.

This woman had the perfect response for her 17-year-old brother-in-law who said getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth. She told him all about her 28-hour labor, and we’re sure he was left speechless. It’s actually pretty funny that he actually thought this was a fair comparison to make.