Unclaimed Sisters

Wow, that’s some Jerry Springer-level drama right there! I can’t even imagine finding out you have siblings you never knew about because your dad couldn’t keep it in his pants. But it’s heartwarming to hear that the half-sisters have bonded despite the messy circumstances of their timely births and lineage.

If it were me, I suggest that they start a support group for people who discovered their family secrets through DNA testing – they can call it “23 and Me, Too?” Okay, so maybe I’ll just stick to my day job as a writer and leave the jokes to the comedians. But you must admit is not a bad idea!