#3: Don’t Look Up

Okay, note to self: don’t look up around the parrots! I had no idea that these birds were such expert marksmen when it came to their poop. It’s honestly impressive but also kind of gross. I mean, who wants to get hit with bird poop? And in the mouth, no less! 

I guess it’s all part of the job as a zookeeper, though – you never know what kind of surprises the animals will throw your way. But still, I think I’ll stick to admiring the parrots from a distance… A very safe distance, one where there’s no danger of any poop cannons.