#6: My Apologies

Oh, the joys of being a woman! The simple act of walking down the stairs can turn into a chest-bouncing experience. It’s like an unwanted feature that comes with the package deal of being a female. And to think, all this time, male authors were writing about women walking down the stairs in such a way, and we women didn’t like it.

Well, it’s time to set the record straight and apologize to all the male authors out there for actually documenting this phenomenon correctly. It’s not our fault that our bodies defy gravity and physics with every step we take. So, here’s to all the women out there who embrace their bodies the way they are!