#49: Good One, Gwyneth

I mean, who knew that playing a poor Victorian child was the latest trend in Hollywood? Well, it certainly made headlines when Gwyneth Paltrow decided to tell the world she eats like a poor child. We can only imagine the looks on the faces of the hosts as they tried to keep a straight face while listening to Gwyneth’s story…

Maybe next, she’ll want to start using leeches for medicinal purposes or wearing corsets for fun. But let’s be real, even if she did live like a poor Victorian child, we all know she’d still be sipping on her fancy herbal teas and using her jade roller. All we know is that she has a responsibility not to give young girls the wrong message when it comes to beauty and health.