#33: Anything is Better Than This Hat

Whilst physical attraction has a lot to do with the success of a relationship, people try not to change how their partners look or dress. As tempting as it might be, giving your partner the message that you might not be happy with their dress code is not a good thing…

But if your partner is ever walking around wearing a hat like this, we give you permission to address it immediately. Who would ever want to be seen with someone wearing a literal casing on their head for no reason? Some people shouldn’t be allowed to dress without consulting someone else.