#2: Think About it

Have you ever stopped to think about the word “restaurateur”? Like, really think about it? Well, apparently, someone did, and they just couldn’t handle the fact that there’s no “n” in it. It’s like a sandwich without the bread or a joke without the punchline. It’s just not right.

But hey, maybe that’s why these fancy restaurant owners are always so uptight – they’re just trying to compensate for the missing letter in their job title. So let’s all take a moment of silence for the poor, neglected letter “n” and hope it finds its way back into the word “restaurateur” someday.