#2: Vintage Trauma

This one is pure vintage gold. Two kids, one couch, and a rabbit costume that looks like it crawled straight out of an old folktale. The older child is holding it together—barely—flashing a nervous grin that says, “If I smile, maybe it’ll leave.”

The younger one isn’t even pretending—just full-on panic, mid-cry, clutching a stuffed animal for dear life. And that bunny? With a fur-covered face, hollow eyes, and ears that seem to defy gravity, it’s more woodland creature than holiday mascot.