Cheers, Kid

As a kid, you probably remember the “cool” houses in your neighborhood. These houses were always throwing an adult Halloween party of some sort, usually in their garage. Going up to trick-or-treat at these houses was intimidating but thrilling. What kind of treats were they giving out? Would they think you were cool enough?

We’re here to tell you that these “cool” adults probably weren’t thinking about you at all. They were too busy partying! This person and their younger brother got the guts to go trick-or-treating at one of these houses one year. It did not go as planned. Their five-year-old brother got a literal beer can instead of candy. “A” for effort.