Getting Political
We’re going to be blunt with you, dear reader. Some people give out truly lame trick-or-treat gifts. It’s almost like they don’t care what their neighbors think of them. We guarantee that if you’ve ever given out anything other than amazing candy, your neighbors have judged you. This storyteller still remembers the lamest Halloween treat they’ve ever received.

Instead of candy, they got a political bumper sticker. What’s a kid supposed to do with that? Our storyteller didn’t elaborate on what they did after they discovered the bumper sticker. But we have a pretty good guess. We bet you anything that sticker went straight into the trash when they got home.