I’ll Never Be a Frog Again!

This storyteller bought the cutest frog costume for their three-year-old son. He looked absolutely adorable, and we have no doubt that this excited mom couldn’t wait to snap some priceless photos of their little boy all dressed up. Well, the best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. In classic toddler fashion, he absolutely hated his costume. 

Our storyteller’s son cried throughout the entire night of trick-or-treating. We have a feeling he didn’t want to be a frog. How do we know? Well, on their way home, he did something to ensure he would never, ever be forced to dress up as a frog again. He ruined that costume beyond repair by going to the bathroom right then and there.