Pay Me Please
Sometimes people try and do a nice thing for other people, with no strings attached. Sure, this particular deed might not serve everyone in the same way, but that’s alright, considering they are providing something that is free and for the taking.

And then there are other people who twist things all the way around and somehow manage to complicate a very uncomplicated thing. The rocks are free for anyone who wants to get them, so it doesn’t make much sense for the person who is giving them away to pay you for his free rocks and to also deliver them to your house.
