#7: Horrid Hipsters

Believe it or not, there are still some people out there who haven’t joined the social media bandwagon. However, the figures show that this number is about as rare as a unicorn riding a unicycle. Who needs to know what their high school crush is having for breakfast when you can make it up in your head? 

You also enjoy not seeing political rants or pictures of people’s pets. Of course, they’re missing out on all the likes, followers, and internet fame, but they’re probably too busy living their best lives to care. Even so, they make up for this by being annoying when telling you about their lack of social media!