First Time Fumbles

This person is 100% aware that they’ve become an integral part of many teenagers’ core memories– for all the wrong reasons. There’s a hiking trail that they like to walk with their dogs every day around dusk. On that trail, there’s a huge rock that provides the perfect amount of cover for romantic trysts. Obviously, it’s a popular spot for high school lovebirds.

There’s no way to avoid this rock on their evening hike, so there have been multiple times when our storyteller has stumbled upon some R-rated scenes. Awkward! They completely acknowledge how cringe-worthy this is, and they can’t help but wonder how many young lovebirds have their surprise encounter ingrained in their “first-time” memory. Yikes.