#44: Is That a Coincidence?

Is it awful of me to hope someone took all the Karen keychains and hid them in some sort of micro-aggression against Karens everywhere? It would be even more epic if someone bought them all to hand out to people who are acting like Karen. “You win a prize! Here!” It’s also safe to assume Karens are the only ones who buy these tacky keychains.

Honestly, does anyone even buy these anymore? I always see them for sale, but I’ve never actually seen one on a keychain. They don’t even have my kids’ names, which is sad but wholly understandable. I bet these are phased out by 2025! These new generations have such unique names and spellings that these won’t apply anymore.