#13: Swim at Your Own Risk
I googled this Harris Teeter (yes, he’s referring to the grocery store) to take a look at these ponds that don’t appear in this picture at all. Let me stress that Harris Teeter is a grocery store. They are not amusement parks or pool facilities. Why not take your granddaughter to a local pool with a lifeguard instead of pond in a parking lot?

Even better, maybe you can learn some basic first aid so that the next time she gets bit by a turtle, you know what to do. To expect a grocery store to hire a lifeguard is ludicrous. I still can’t get over that this guy is complaining about a parking lot pond. I feel bad for that turtle, living his best life and getting accosted by kids.