#5: Speaking Alabamian?

Full disclosure: I don’t know an absolute ton about Albania. I know that it is in the Balkans, near Greece, I know that it is in the Mediterranean, and I have a sort of vague sense of the food and culture.

But one thing I do know for sure is that the language, Albanian, has nothing to do with Alabama. Alabama, astute readers may have noticed, does not have its own language. Although if you meet someone with a very thick southern accent, sometimes it can feel like a different language.