#43: Quiet Please

Why did the man try to order a burger at the library? Because he wanted a side of shhhhhh with his meal! Okay, okay, maybe that joke was a bit cheesy, but it’s a well-known fact that libraries are meant for quiet study and reading, not for satisfying our hunger cravings.

I mean, can you imagine trying to order a burger at the reference desk? The librarian would probably give you the stink eye and hand you a dictionary instead. So, next time you’re feeling hungry while at the library, try munching on a granola bar or a bag of chips instead. Your stomach might not be as satisfied, but at least you won’t be escorted out by security.