#39: Surprise!

Ah, good old Facebook. The social media platform that knows us better than we know ourselves. It’s like having a nosy neighbor who’s always peeking through your windows, except this one has access to your entire digital life. Facebook knows everything about us – what we like, what we don’t like, who we’re friends with, what we ate for breakfast last Tuesday.

And let’s not forget about the creepy ads that seem to pop up the second we even think about something. How do they do it? Do they have psychic powers? It’s enough to make you want to throw your computer out the window and move to a deserted island. But let’s face it; we’re all addicted to the scroll. So we’ll just have to accept that Facebook is the puppet master pulling our strings and hope they don’t use their powers for evil (more than they already have).