Australia and its weird shape

Australia is supposedly a lovely country to live in. We’ve never been, and we don’t plan on going there any time soon, what with the venomous snakes, venomous spiders, venomous mammals, and dog-kicking kangaroos. Sorry, Australia, but we know that the devil is somewhere in your vast deserts.

Even though the entire island/country/continent looks a cat and a dog head. Cute, we’ll admit, but where’s the dog’s food? Why is the entire world against man’s best friend? We think the designers of the country planned to trick the world into thinking it’s full of cute animals. We’re onto you, Australia!