13. Would You Like Thirds?

Ho boy, there are definitely risks walking in here. You’ll end up stuffed, so make sure to bring a healthy appetite. Believe me, it’s better than the alternative. As the OP said, you don’t want to upset the family matriarch. If that happens, you can expect the entire family to rally behind her–no questions asked.

Really, we could all learn a lesson in showing that kind of loyalty, though woe to whoever is on the receiving end of them. They will probably not get invited back again–or worse, they will be just to fix what happened last time. There will just be more food than before.