#18: Nothing to Report
Everyone knows that when you work for a federal or secret agency, you are pretty much sworn to secrecy for the rest of your life. And whilst people might let a few things slip here and there, for the most part, they aren’t allowed to talk about their day jobs… Even if nothing much actually ever happened.

This man kept telling his nieces that he was sworn to secrecy as an FBI agent when in reality, he never really had anything to tell them that was even slightly interesting… And after a while, he finally admitted to them that the job wasn’t all it was cracked up to be…