#41: Always Believe Children

Someone’s not dealing with the scars of a traumatic childhood, am I right? I have a number of cheap therapists I can refer you to, but just be forewarned that his methods involve re-enacting past events in order to process them. Expect to sit in an overheated room listening to Christmas carols while being force-fed for hours.

Truthfully, it’s hard to be a kid. You don’t get much say in where you go and when and who you have to spend your precious time with. I’m pretty sure there should be a clause in the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child that states no children should be forced to attend Christmas dinner while infected with the flu.