#3: Toilet Troubles

I’m sorry to keep us in the bathroom. I promise we will get out of here to greener pastures but please bear with me as the word about these tribulation-time toilet troubles needs to be spread as a cautionary tale far and wide. I’m making it my mission to raise awareness about this.

You might have thought that your family was guilty of oversharing, but this grandma probably puts many cacophonous clans to shame. She wouldn’t be the first elderly relative to disappear from the table and be discovered in the toilet, but no one needed to know why. I guess as long as she doesn’t start inviting them in for an exhibition, we’re ok.