#27: Don’t Touch the Pudding
It always pays to make the smart decision; don’t be a sheep. Just because everybody is eating the pudding, it doesn’t mean that I need to as well. It’s short-term pain but long-term gain for this pudding abstainer who might be missing out on a bite of chocolatey dessert but won the prize of a serene digestive system.

The only thing that isn’t clear is why this kid needs to be punished for being responsible and healthy. Everyone else got a day off, and you still have to go to school like normal? I’m not even sure anymore who came out with the better end of the deal.