#24: Next Time Make a Crowd Favorite
This is definitely worse than forgetting to prepare dinner. If you’re going to put your hand up to cater this yearly event, you should dang well hope that you know what you’re doing. Putting up menu items that you yourself testify you are “terrible at making” is never a good idea.

Can you guess what I’m going to recommend that this family do? Yeah? You guessed it. Chinese food. Being subjected to barely edible morsels at Christmas dinner is basically inhumane. I’d rather be served nothing over that any day. An empty belly is better than a mouth filled with rubber.