#2: Banoffee Pie Madness

Just another reason why working pipes are integral to the the smooth running of the night. We all have different digestive systems, but some of us are more sensitive than others, and for these ones, the smorgasbord of delectable treats on offer is both too much temptation to withstand and just too much for our guts.

If only those of us lacking in lactase were the only ones to suffer the consequences of our deficiency, but once we’ve been exposed, everyone’s at risk. Painting the bathroom a different color and painting the dining room a different odor are just some of the possible risks. God help you all.