#14: It’s All About the Milk

We all know that the world of milk and milk alternatives has gotten out of hand in recent years. It’s no longer a simple feat to go down to the store for a bottle of milk. Between oat, soy, coconut, rice, almond, pistachio, peanut, cow, goat, sheep, camel, and yak, there’s plenty of room to make the wrong choice.

It’s gotten to the point that we don’t know what’s more annoying – the Zillennials who demand their particular brand of cruelty-free, extra-sulfate oat milk is, or the Boomers who demand that everyone pledge allegiance to pure cows’ milk always and ever. I think I’ll stay sitting in the corner, drinking my organic hemp-seed thick-shake.