#13: Stay Away From the Plantain

I really hope this family has a swimming pool in the backyard. Or a koi pond. Or a beach nearby. Because I don’t know if a plain old shower is going to be enough to get them all clean. Of course the baby can be excused for not liking plantain – even though plantains are objectively awesome.

But I think the brother and mother might just be somewhat overreacting. I mean, baby puke isn’t really puke, right? It’s just like a slightly less pleasant drool. You mop it up, and you get over it. This family could do with developing a slightly stronger stomach. At least they won’t have to sit through the racist rants of father-in-law, Pete.