#11: Waffles or Pot Roast?

There’s nothing like a bit of extremely lethal poison to complement a pot roast. Hey, if you’re kind of sick of thyme, why not replace it with arsenic? Running low on bay leaves? You could try a dash of anthrax. There are all sorts of ingredients you could be adding to your repertoire if you dare.

However, once their plans were already ruined, I have to give credit to this family for thinking on their feet. I would even go as far as to say that waffles might be a better alternative to pot roast in any festive meal. Maybe they should take out a patent on the brilliant idea.