#7: Just Another Day in the Sunshine State

For some reason, people always assume that Florida is a state full of degenerates and weird folk who lack a certain level fo intelligence. But just like any other state in the United States, Florida is made up of many different kinds of people. However, when stories like this come up, it is always hard to vouch for the Sunshine State…

Let’s be honest: if you were running from the police for 20 years, wouldn’t you have at least checked once or twice if you could stop the wild goose chase? The fact that this man assumed he was wanted by the police for 20 years is kind of strange… Surely, this is the kind of thing one would double-check.