#42: Who Needs a Swimming Pool?

I really hope that this next one is a real headline, because if it is, it kind of encapsulates everything you need to know about Florida in a nutshell. First, there’s the fact that when hurricanes hit, they can cause such bad flooding that your house fills with water like a swimming pool.

Second, there’s the fact that if experts feel the need to make this warning, it must mean that they know that there are people who are swimming in their flooded houses and probably shouldn’t be. I get it, though. If the house is already ruined, who wouldn’t want to swim around in it, just out of curiosity?