#31: Fork It Over

It would absolutely not be true to say that Florida is full of… shall we say “trashy people”? It’s a big state, and there’s a wide variety of life experiences there. But it would absolutely be true to say that at least some of Florida is inhabited by trashy people. I guess that’s true for every state.

Take this tweet as proof: apparently, in Florida, you need to set the bar really low when it comes to what you’re looking for in a romantic partner. Unless you’re looking for new silverware and you don’t care how you get it; in that case, a girl like the one described here might be exactly what you need.