#25: Big Bird

Some of the Florida stuff that we’ve read makes me want to roll my eyes and sit all these wacky Floridians down for a serious talk about endangering the public and wasting taxpayer dollars. And then some of it makes me want to take the perpetrator out for a hot fudge sundae and give him a hearty handshake.

Because how hilariously cool is this? Not only did this guy come up with a way to convince everyone that some kind of enormous bird was tromping around on the local beaches, but he kept up the hoax for ten years. That’s the kind of chaotic neutral I need in my life.