#20: Dating Disasters

If you’ve ever been on dating apps, you know the nightmare it can be, the wasteland of terrible profiles that you have to wade through. Even when the guys are decent, sometimes they have terrible ideas about what they think women want to see: I’m talking, of course, about the bad cliche profile photos, like the shirtless bathroom selfie, the hike with your dog, and most of all the dreaded fish picture.

Look, guys, there are women out there who will be impressed by you catching a large fish. But they’re not half as numerous as some of you apparently think. And if you’re in Florida, don’t try to up your game by swapping out the giant fish for a pet alligator. I promise you, even fewer women are impressed by your alligator than they are by your fish.