Trippy Sneakers

Oh boy, sounds like this dad got more than they bargained for with their new pair of shoes. I mean, we’ve all heard of getting a “contact high,” but getting a “contact trip” from shoes is a whole other level of drug-induced mayhem. But hey, maybe the drug dealer was just trying to add some extra “sole” to the shoes 😉

Either way, it’s safe to say that these shoes would definitely be a conversation starter. “Hey, nice kicks! What are they, Nike?” “Nope, just laced with a little something special.” On the bright side, at least they would be getting a full day’s worth of entertainment out of their new kicks. Who needs Netflix when you’ve got a pair of shoes that’ll take you on a trip (quite literally)?