#31: Nail Biters Strike Again

This story sounds so outlandish that it’s hard to believe it’s real. According to this storyteller, it’s unfortunately very true. Allegedly, this person saw a woman come into the locker room post-workout, disrobe, and start chewing on her toenails. Yes, with her mouth. What?! Do people actually do that? We don’t mean to yuck someone’s yum, but that sounds pretty unsanitary. 

It’s especially gross when you remember that this woman was all sweaty from her workout. This storyteller is right. Apparently, there is truly nothing like the taste of sweaty feet after an intense workout. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go lie down. We’re suddenly feeling nauseous for no apparent reason.