#28: An Unfortunate Act of Kindness
We all know those people who seem to get followed around by bad luck. Heck, maybe you ARE one of those people! If you are, you’ll totally sympathize with this poor storyteller. One day in the locker room, this guy decided to be a nice person. They slid over on a wooden bench to make room for their classmate. That act of kindness ended up being an unfortunate mistake.

Instead of the slide going off without a hitch, this person ended up with a giant splinter in their bum. Ouch! That’s what you get for being nice, apparently. Isn’t the concept of “good karma” supposed to be a thing? That was a pretty rude stunt for the universe to pull on this poor person.