#26: Emergency Landing

This is a story of the most amazing and unfortunate comedic timing. One day after gym class, our storyteller’s classmate found a pair of “skiddy skivvies” in the locker room. She decided to pick up the offending item of clothing with a broom and chase the other girls around the locker room as a gross prank. 

When this girl got tired of running around, she threw the gross undergarment over a row of lockers. Sadly and hilariously, our storyteller happened to look up at the exact time the bloomers were falling to the ground. They landed square in her face, skid marks and all. If that’s not traumatizing, we don’t know what is.