#24: You Missed a Spot
There’s no shame in anyone’s deodorant game. As long as you’re wearing it, you’re good. This is true everywhere, but especially at the gym. The gym is a place where everyone is working up a sweat. It’s only natural that we want to prevent as much stinkiness as possible. This storyteller accidentally witnessed a woman’s pre-workout deodorant ritual and got roped into it involuntarily.

This random woman was applying deodorant all over her body, even the places that didn’t see the light of day. We get it. If it’s rubbing together, it’s going to get sweaty. When the woman noticed our storyteller looking, she asked if she had missed any spots. We have a nagging suspicion that this woman asked this as a way to shame the storyteller for ogling, but we can’t be sure.