#19: A Surprise Locker Room Concert

Do you love it when people randomly break out into song in public? Do you wish someone would serenade you acapella at any given time? If you answered “yes” to either question, then you won’t understand how truly mortifying this story sounds to the average person. This storyteller used to frequent a gym that had a serial gospel singer in the locker room. 

This woman would sing unintelligible gospel songs to innocent gym-goers who were just trying to clean up, change, and go home. To make matters worse, she didn’t feel the need to wear a shirt. The thought of a stranger singing to us for more than two seconds makes us break out into a cold sweat. No, thank you.