#29: My Therapist Knows Everything

We haven’t had too many weird t-shirts on this list, though the subway is no short supply. We just figured they deserve their own article, so we brought to you only some of the most outstanding ones. And this T-shirt certainly fits easily into the outstanding category.

While the tone of the shirt is very unclear (and has very dramatic implications for how it is read), something about the directness of the text is enthralling. I imagine it’s not quite as effective when read by strangers on a train, but in the presence of close friends, this top could be the source of much discussion and discomfort.