Here’s Johnny

This is another one that we’re including, not because the customer posted something moronic and the restaurant owner gave them a well-deserved clapback, but because the restaurant owner’s response is hilarious; it does not clear anything up and really does not leave him looking all that good.

Who is Johnny? What is “just ring just eat” supposed to mean? How is Mary supposed to get back her money? If your “pizza machine” stops working, why would you not contact the people who have made delivery orders and inform them that they’re not going to be able to get a pizza?