People Greedy Too Much

I’ve talked about how the grammar in these reviews is often pretty terrible, and the business owners are guilty as often as the customers. But this business owner’s reply is a whole new level. It has transcended bad grammar to turn into some kind of bleakly beautiful modern poetry.

Just let it wash you over you: “you paid for too much extra / toppings you / People greedy too much toppings no.” If that’s not a beautiful poetic commentary on a world filled with increasing consumerism that is all just trying to fill a hunger that modern society can never fill, I don’t know what is.