Dry Fish Cold Chips

Why is it that so many of the people writing these terrible reviews don’t really seem capable of stringing together coherent sentences? I’m just sitting here basking in the majesty of “dry fish cold chips,” which is not a coherent sentence by any stretch of the imagination.

For me, mushy peas are one of those British inventions that I’ve never really been able to get into. So the thought of brown mushy peas—as in, mushy peas that have been left out until they oxidized—is pretty upsetting. I hope the shop owner is right when he says he’s never seen them before.