Schrödinger’s French Fries

It cracks me up when these trolls make claims that are obviously and easily disprovable. Apparently, this guy had recently been complaining about his fries being missing from his order, and then he immediately turned around and complained online that the fries were greasy and soggy.

So which is it? Are the fries soggy, or are they nonexistent? I’m pretty sure it can’t be both. Was he so mad about the fries being missing that he hopped on his computer and just started typing every insult he could think of without stopping to consider whether they actually made sense?