Peevish Parents

Look, I like kids, and I sort of like pets, sometimes. But some parents (of both humans and pets) can be absolutely unreasonable sometimes about expecting that everyone else should accommodate them when they bring a noisy, smelly little gremlin into their midst.

If you’re one of those people, here’s a message for you: you’re not the only person in the world. If your precious baby is ruining everyone else’s dining experience, the decent thing to do would be to either control the kid/pet or leave. Signed, everyone else in the world.