Go Ahead and Fire Me

“I was working at a bookstore in the King of Prussia Mall. On a busy weekend night, around 7-8 p.m., I noticed a pretty awful smell. My manager and I could tell something was amiss, but we continued to serve customers diligently.”

“After we cleared the line, a woman approached me, clearly embarrassed and shocked. She told me that she had walked into one of the aisles and found an 8-year-old girl defecating on the floor. I looked over at my manager, who had also heard about it, and said, “Dave, you can go ahead and fire me, but I’m not cleaning that up.””