Trash Collection Chronicles

In the serendipitous ebb and flow of life, there’s a particular delight in unexpected wins—picture snagging the last double-deal on ice cream or catching the bus by a hair. But when an ex slides into your messages, it’s a whole different game. Crafting that flawless clap-back is an art form; one that sends the clear signal: “Move on.

Sometimes, it’s almost fun to joust with words, tossing them back like yesterday’s news. And while you’re at it, why not greet the garbage man? They, after all, know a thing or two about discarding the old..