#34: Super Bowl Halftime Shows Between 1967-1989

Before the 1990s, Super Bowl organizers had no idea the halftime show could be a spectacle—it was simply a bathroom break. The first 24 shows were low-budget performances featuring college marching bands, Elvis impersonators, Carol Channing, George Burns, the Rockettes, and the relentlessly perky Up With People.

These acts, frozen between Super Bowls and thawed out annually, served only to remind fans of their bladder capacity. Judging them by today’s standards would be pointless, as they were never meant to be more than cheesy filler. But hey—at least they weren’t the Black-Eyed Peas